Ah, the holidays. Family time, favorite foods, haunted hotels.
This was my favorite story of the 2017 holiday season, originally posted here on Twitter. It begins with an arduous journey…
I have a fun holiday story for you! Drove the family 6+ hours to the Catskills Mountains today — through snow.
We were trekking to my parents’ cabin/summer home. They invited my brothers’ and my family for a holiday celebration. A rare event! All 6 cousins under 1 roof.
One problem. Everyone can’t fit under that roof. 3 families of four + 2 grandparents. (The grandpa emoji totally looks like my dad.)
We got booted, ’cause my kids are much older than my brothers’ kids. (I promise you there’s an unexpected twist coming up.)
Hotel? Fine. Whatever. My dad starts making phone calls … and there’s no room at the inn. ( Holiday weekend, ski season.)
“It’ll be fine!” he says. “You’ll have the whole place to yourselves.
Literally, the whole place. The staff will be off for Christmas. The rooms will be set for us, but no maid service. Ooh-kay, Dad.
We drive up in the dark tonight. Hubs is *not thrilled*. My kids opted to sleep on the couches at the cabin tonight. Smart kids!
I’d make a Shining joke, but by the time we get to the place (10 minute drive in Dad speak = 20+ minutes), hubs is ticked off!
And then I see it…
This is when I bust out laughing. Hubs does not see the humor in this situation. From now on, we’ll take care of our own hotel reservations. Thanks a lot, Dad.
Enjoy your holidays, believers. I hope you are safe, warm, and surrounded by people you love. I’ll be here. All night.
First, a correction. The drive from my parents’ place to the hotel was (sorry, Dad) ten minutes as advertised. I blame the dark, frigid night for making it feel longer.
Second, a few days after our visit, my father called. It turns out, there have been reports of voices and other ghostly happenings at the hotel. But our stay was blessedly uneventful.