Gnome Attack Poetry (by Wanna Newman)
I think that I shall never roam
In gardens where one finds a gnome
A hat that’s pointy, made of red
Creates in me a sense of dread
A gnome that tends to gross aggression
Can cause me trauma and depression
A gnome whose crabby, cross and piquey
Can really damage my physiquey
A gnome that travels with an ax
Instills the fear of sneak attacks…
This poem had me in stitches Laura. And thanks for the review of Last Boy Standing. I have been meaning to look this one up – must do so!
Isn’t it hilarious? I am amazed by how easy it was to find a gnome poem.
Not sure why, but we have little tiny fairy gardens and glass gnomes springing up all over my neighborhood this year, so this gnome poem made me laugh. LAST BOY sounds like a great read, but I’m also very much looking forward to getting hold of a copy of your book!
Thank, Carol. In my research, I found that many people have taken the traditional garden gnome and redesigned him to fit their (sometimes warped) senses of humor.
Great poem, and the book sounds like a winner.
Love the poem, and the idea of a boy lost in a sea of girls, wanting to escape by any means. The book sounds great, Laura. A few years ago our school had a gnome appear, and then all of a sudden, he was somewhere else, and then a new place. Everyone was on the lookout. It was hilarious. Will look for the book!
Linda — what a great prank! I love how people at the school got involved.
Love the poem! So much fun, and perfect for the book.
I love books in verse. This one sounds like a fantastic read. I am sad it is not at any libraries near me. Disappointed I can’t read the end of the poem. 🙁 I will keep an eye out for it though. Thanks.
I need to clarify that THE LAST BOY AT ST. EDITH’S is not in verse. I’m doing a series where I pair books — prose and verse — with poems by a different author.
If you click through the link I provided, you’ll find a website where the full poem appears.
Funny poem. Needed a laugh today :). Thanks for the heads up about Lee’s book.
The Last Boy at St. Edith’s sounds like a must-have for classroom libraries, and that poem is a riot. Thanks so much for sharing, Laura!
This garden gnome poem is a chuckle.
AND I love most school stories (not just yours…)
Appreciations for this introduction to each of these.
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